windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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