I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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