I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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