So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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