whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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