How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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