I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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