ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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