That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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