i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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