I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
