Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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