Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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