That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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