She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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