I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i think i have two assholes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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