I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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