Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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