belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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