Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just gift wrapped bread.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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