Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I had to cum in my sink.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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