any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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