you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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