I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Be still, my beating vagina.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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