Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
accomplished twins. life is a go
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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