I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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