You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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