we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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