at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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