Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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