I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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