Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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