The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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