fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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