If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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