he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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