I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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