He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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