I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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