quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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