I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
