Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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