watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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