yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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