It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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