Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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