We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize