The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
