Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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