No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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