I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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