I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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