You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He did a backflip because drugs
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize