wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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