I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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