So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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