YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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