Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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